I have failed in my duty as BatDan to protect the good people of Midwood from looters and polluters this Halloween. So here I sit, shaming myself. With cheddar fries. Actually, this isn’t so shameful. But here’s what you would’ve seen had I decided to actually leave my room this Halloween.
I got bored, so here’s basically everyone’s reaction to this hurricane that’s gonna happen.
But then I remembered I’m also lazy and can barely use paint.
I’m eagerly waiting for The Dark Knight Rises to come out, and as probably many of you, you’ve come up with ideas as to who these characters and what will happen. Well, I’m jumping on it too, and I wanna post this so that way should all, or even a few of these things happen, I’ll be able to say that I fucking called them.
Joseph Gordon Levitt’s character is really Dick Grayson, but he was orphaned and adopted soon after birth and given a different name, and by the end of the movie, he takes over the Batman mantle.
Bruce Wayne dies.
Marion Cotillard is Talia Al Ghul.
Liam Neeson is coming back for a quick thing that’s NOT a flashback.
Lazarus Pits are gonna make an appearance.
Juno Temple is a young Selina Kyle.
That kid from the most recent trailer is a younger Robin, probably Tim Drake or something.
Bane won’t “break the Bat” in the literal sense (IE breaking his back like in the comics). He’ll do it in a psychological way.
Palpatine’s behind it all (wait, wrong series).
Bane’s gonna get his mask removed and that’s how he’ll die.
So yeah, there ya go. Again, if any of these happens to be true, then I will reblog this and say that I fucking called it 2 months in advance.
"— I posted this 2 months ago, and I figured since in about 8 hours and 38 minutes, The Dark Knight Rises comes out, I should put it out here again, since I’m fairly confident that most, if not all of these things will happen. Or, I could be fucking wrong and none of them will. Either way
At the midnight premiere of The Dark Knight Rises, at exactly 12:00 AM when we open the gates at the theater, I’m gonna shout “LET THE GAMES BEGIN!” in the exact same voice as Bane from one of the TV spots. Count on it.
I’m eagerly waiting for The Dark Knight Rises to come out, and as probably many of you, you’ve come up with ideas as to who these characters and what will happen. Well, I’m jumping on it too, and I wanna post this so that way should all, or even a few of these things happen, I’ll be able to say that I fucking called them.
Joseph Gordon Levitt’s character is really Dick Grayson, but he was orphaned and adopted soon after birth and given a different name, and by the end of the movie, he takes over the Batman mantle.
Bruce Wayne dies.
Marion Cotillard is Talia Al Ghul.
Liam Neeson is coming back for a quick thing that’s NOT a flashback.
Lazarus Pits are gonna make an appearance.
Juno Temple is a young Selina Kyle.
That kid from the most recent trailer is a younger Robin, probably Tim Drake or something.
Bane won’t “break the Bat” in the literal sense (IE breaking his back like in the comics). He’ll do it in a psychological way.
Palpatine’s behind it all (wait, wrong series).
Bane’s gonna get his mask removed and that’s how he’ll die.
So yeah, there ya go. Again, if any of these happens to be true, then I will reblog this and say that I fucking called it 2 months in advance.
I haven’t played Draw Something at all today. My reason? So I have a shitload of games to play in tomorrow morning at the family Easter gathering. Because I don’t want to be there. So, instead of listening to my cousins and aunts/uncles complain and talk about irrelevant things, I shall be guessing crude drawings of things I will always assume are Batman. Good trade off I think.
The Great Muppet Caper, 1981 (dir. Jim Henson)
if the phantom of the opera has taught me anything it’s that if all else fails you set the place on fire and cry
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by...
